Total Medals Earned: 520 (From 49 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,175 Points
Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
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Reach a max overcharge combo.
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Reach the maximum level.
Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/155 points)
Kill all bots on any level
Hack any planets first lazer wall without failing
Destroy 30 asteroids during the story sequences
Complete Planet 1
Complete Planet 2
Complete Planet 3
Destroy 20 bots using only bombs
Bomb your way to the secret area on Planet 2
Complete the game in under 20 mins in one sitting
Medals Earned: 98/100 (490/500 points)
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Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
Get everything!
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
Medals Earned: 6/19 (135/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Find the hidden game.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Discover the backstory.
Get invited to the dance party!
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/70 points)
Unlock half the category groups.
Combine 60 elements to advance civilization and your card collection!
Discover all elements.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 12/12 (115/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (25/175 points)
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RANK4
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/385 points)
Fail at typing
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!